Sunday February 7

My old pal Mr Rocky (don’t ask) is out with his bride when he stops off at the hand car wash in Brickhill Drive, Bedford.

He decides to have the full valet and the wait becomes rather longer than he would have liked.

However, just as boredom is about to set in it all kicks off and some of the town’s finest washers are suddenly punching lumps out of each other.

He says the service, eventually, was a knockout.